This past weekend, the legendary Derek Jeter was formally inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame. One of the few baseball players to stay with a single team for decades, Jeter spent 20 years with the New York Yankees, hit 260 home runs and won five World Series titles. When he was inducted into the Hall of Fame, he was seen wearing a rose gold fake Rolex Daytona. The watch, with brown dial and subdials, along with Arabic numerals, sports a black Cerachrom bezel.
While this Swiss made replica Rolex Daytona is Jeter’s personal possession, he also worked closely about 10 years ago with Movado to create specially engraved blue watch with bold blue number “2” that honored his 3,000th major league career hit. One of these high-quality fake watches, unveiled in 2011 in a limited series of 300 pieces, was put up for auction at Yankee Stadium along with other Jeter memorabilia. The proceeds went to his Turn 2 Foundation that he established in 1996 to create special youth programs. I remember that auction well because not only did I watch the Yanks win over the Angels, attend the auction and meet Jeter, but also, I placed the winning bid at the auction and to this day, I still own and wear my Jeter Movado watch, which came with a thank you note from Jeter.
A few years later, he went on to work with Movado on a trio of commemorative Captain Series AAA perfect replica watches where his number 2 was the highlight on the dial, and with a specially engraved case back.
Listen, I don’t want to cast aspersions on your immaculate dress sense. But I suspect that you’re not reading this while wearing a tuxedo, a white silk scarf draped over your shoulders with devil-may-care panache. No, please don’t apologise. To tell you the truth, I’m wearing my tracksuit pants, too. During the last 12 months between the lockdown(s), the social distancing and the working from home, Covid has accelerated a collective decline of our sartorial standards. Opportunities to dress up are more limited than ever. All of which gives this year’s Oscars a certain rarity value as a high-profile, formalwear event. At the Academy Awards, like it or not, Hollywood’s leading lights are duty-bound to scrub up, polish their shoes and try to remember what the hell they’ve done with their cufflinks.
Traditionally the only watch to wear with black tie was, of course, a dress luxury replica watch. What does that actually translate to? Well, five years ago, Time+Tide actually ran an article by former GQ Australia editor Ceri David on the rules of selecting a tuxedo-appropriate watch. The fact that it was sub-titled: “No Submariners with black tie” gives you the general gist. But just to recap here are Ceri’s black tie watch commandments in full: While slightly censorious, this is all stock-standard advice. Except that it’s now routinely ignored. At last year’s Oscars, a large proportion of male attendees conspicuously thumbed their nose at the dress watch, refusing to be confined by any of this less-is-more hectoring. Sports watches, GMTs and integrated bracelets ruled the red carpet instead. Spike Lee wore a cheap fake Rolex GMT-Master II in 18k Everose Gold, Josh Gad opted for a Chopard Alpine Eagle, Sam Rockwell picked a Rolex GMT-Master II 16710, while Oscar Isaac wore an Omega Speedmaster Apollo. The list went on and on. Poor Ceri would’ve been absolutely livid.
The most likely option is that we’ll witness the continued demise in formality with more sports copy watches and GMTs on display. One of the more conspicious watch trends over the last 12 months has also been the increase in coloured dials, in particular the tidal wave of green. Perhaps we’ll see brighter hues replacing the white or black dials of the traditional dress watch, even if they do clash a bit with the red carpet
Something else that could influence proceedings is the phenomenon of the socially distanced attendance. If you’re accepting an Oscar over Zoom there are certain optics to consider. Your appearance in such a scenario is essentially limited to the top half of your body alone. That means you have fewer sartorial weapons at your disposal to create an impression. This could well encourage some actors to go bolder with their accessories and opt for flashier, more look-at-me wristwear. Again, that sounds like bad news for the dress super clone watch whose basic premise is understatement and discretion. Alternatively, some actors could decide that the whole black-tie rigmarole is utterly pointless when you’re sitting on your sofa back home. That was certainly the approach of Jason Sudeikis at the Golden Globes when he ditched the tuxedo in favour of a tie-dye hoodie. There is, of course, another possibility. Perhaps having been starved of formal opportunities for so long, actors will pounce on this opportunity to escape the tyranny of loungewear. Delighted to dress up, they’ll kick off their UGG boots and set out to conquer the red carpet in style. After a quick YouTube refresher course on how to knot their bow-tie, they’ll reach for a dress watch – the confident restraint of their Calatrava perhaps or the Reverso’s art deco flair. Buckling on the leather strap, they’ll remember why these 1:1 quality fake watches are, in fact, the ultimate black-tie accessory. Well, except for a small gold statuette.